Three priest was sitting at the pearly gate awaiting to talk to St Peter, and to see if they can get into heaven.
So after a long wait it was then the priests turn.
St Peter ask the first priest have you every fooled around?
#1 priest reply...”Never” so he got a new Jaguar to drive around, in heaven.
Then it came to #2 priest...same question have you every fooled around?
#2 priest shyly reply...Once I did it was my senior prom and things just got of hand. But I felt so bad and never did it again.
So St Peter told him...It was only once and I'm going to let you have a 5 year old Chevrolet to drive in heaven.
Now # 3 priest was to be interview
St Peter ask same question..”Have you every fooled around” to #3 priest.
Proudly the #3 priest said...”Hell yes I got all I could and even some time two or three times. Then on holly days I even diddle all the married woman of parish.
So St Peter said to #3 priest..That not very becoming for a priest, since your honest. I'll let you in and you get a tricycle to ride around heaven in.
So all three priest was in heaven...And the #3 priest was on a cloud rolling round laughing.
#1 priest drove by and roll down the window of his Jag and ask the #3 priest..What are laughing at?...His reply was the pope just past me on pogo stick.