I often wonder about who don't have any
humor to there life. There sucking on lemons.
Three priest was standing by the pearly
gates waiting for Saint Peter to let them in to Heaven. Saint Peter
ask the first priest “have you every fooled around with a girl”
the first priest replied “No” so for being such a good man and
leaving those nasty women a lone. He got him self a new Cadillac to
drive in heaven.
Now it was the second priest turn to be
let into heaven. Saint Peter ask him the same question “Have you
every fooled around with a woman” The priest said shyly “Well
once during my High School prom, I felt under her dress”
Saint Peter told the second priest “oh
that back in high school so you get a dodge to drive around in
heaven.
So now it was the third priest and
Saint Setter ask the priest “Have you every fooled around with a
woman” The priest replied “Hell yes got all the ass I could get.
Some time after Sunday masses I would diddle two or three of the
ladies” Saint Peter looked at him and said “That's not very
becoming of priest but since you are honest. I'll let you in heaven
with a beat up ole clunker”
All the priest was up in heaven driving
around.
The first priest who receive the
Cadillac was laying on fluffy white cloud just rolling around
laughing un-controllable.
So the third priest who drove the
clunker pulled beside the first priest and ask him what so funny.
The first priest answered “The pope
just past me a pogo stick”
H is for humor
Stop by tomorrow and see what start
with the letter “I”
Coffee is on
Humour is always appreciated :)
ReplyDeletegood one, ridiculing the pope never gets old.
ReplyDeleteFunny post. Made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteCute. :-)
ReplyDeleteH for Humour! :D
ReplyDelete:) :) :)
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